Strat-O-Matic Report





BOXSCORE: 2006 Chainsaw Proctologists At 2006 Santa Fe Trailer Bitc 4/27/2007
 
  Proctologists      AB  R  H RBI AVG     Trailer Bitches    AB  R  H RBI AVG
  J.Carroll 2B        5  0  1  0 .189     I.Kinsler 2B        5  0  1  0 .281  
  F.Catalanotto DH    3  3  2  1 .263     T.Helton 1B         4  0  1  0 .238  
  P.Ozuna LF          5  3  3  4 .571     B.Bonds DH          4  2  1  1 .213  
  J.Giambi 1B         4  1  2  2 .229     C.Beltran CF        3  0  1  0 .235  
  A.Rios RF           5  2  2  2 .361     J.Jones RF          4  0  2  1 .297  
  P.Lo Duca C         4  2  2  0 .203     M.Thames LF         3  0  0  1 .275  
  C.Koskie 3B         3  0  1  1 .213     E.Chavez 3B         4  2  2  1 .200  
  J.Wilson SS         5  0  1  2 .213     B.Hall SS           4  1  1  1 .293  
  W.Taveras CF        5  3  3  0 .246     R.Hernandez C       3  1  1  1 .208  
                     -- -- -- ---                            -- -- -- ---      
         Totals      39 14 17 12                 Totals      34  6 10  6
 
 
Proctologists... 0 0 0  4 5 1  0 3 1  - 14 17  0
Trailer Bitches. 1 3 1  0 0 0  0 1 0  -  6 10  2
 
Proctologists (10-12)    IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
L.Hernandez               1 1/3   8   4   4   0   1   0  42   9.28  A1 B2
C.Paronto                 1 2/3   1   1   1   0   2   1  31   1.88  B3 B8
W.Ohman WIN(2-0)          2       0   0   0   1   1   0  36   3.00  B9 C5
M.Wuertz                  2       0   0   0   0   2   0  30  10.50  C6 D2
K.Farnsworth              2       1   1   1   3   1   0  41   4.41  D3
Totals                    9      10   6   6   4   7   1
 
Trailer Bitches (7-15)   IP       H   R  ER  BB  SO  HR  PC    ERA  SCORESHEET
J.Jennings LOSS(2-2)      4 2/3  10   8   8   2   1   2  98   4.01  A1 C5
R.Franklin                3       3   4   2   3   2   0  75   7.85  C6 E2
J.Grabow                  1 1/3   4   2   2   0   1   1  27   7.30  E3
Totals                    9      17  14  11   5   4   3
 
ATTENDANCE- 35,811 DATE- Friday, April 27th 2007 TIME- Day 
T- 3:30
LEFT ON BASE- Proctologists: 4  Trailer Bitches: 6
DOUBLE PLAYS- Proctologists: 2  Trailer Bitches: 4
ERRORS- I.Kinsler, R.Hernandez
DOUBLES- F.Catalanotto(3rd), A.Rios(8th), J.Wilson(4th), W.Taveras(2nd),
         T.Helton(3rd)
TRIPLES- B.Hall(1st)
HOME RUNS- F.Catalanotto(2nd), P.Ozuna(1st), J.Giambi(5th), E.Chavez(4th)
STOLEN BASES- W.Taveras-2(8th)
SACRIFICE FLIES- C.Koskie, M.Thames
WALKS- F.Catalanotto-2, J.Giambi, P.Lo Duca, C.Koskie, T.Helton, B.Bonds,
       C.Beltran, R.Hernandez
STRIKE OUTS- J.Carroll-2, J.Wilson, W.Taveras, I.Kinsler, J.Jones, M.Thames-3,
             E.Chavez, B.Hall
GIDP- J.Giambi, P.Lo Duca, J.Wilson-2, I.Kinsler, T.Helton
 
Pablo Ozuna went deep and had 4 RBI at Trailer Park as the Chainsaw
Proctologists beat the reeling Santa Fe Trailer Bitches 14 to 6.
 
Ozuna led the offense for Chainsaw.  He lashed a single in the 4th inning,
delivered a one-base hit resulting in a run in the 5th inning and smacked a
three-run homer (his 1st of the season) in the 8th inning.  Chainsaw out-hit
Santa Fe for the game, 17 hits to 10.  
 
Will Ohman(2-0) was the winner allowing no runs in 2 innings. Jason
Jennings(2-2) suffered the loss.  He was hit hard and gave up 10 hits and 2
walks in 4 and 2/3 innings.  
 
Chainsaw now has a record of 10-12.  Dennis Martin was unhappy with his club's
recent performance.  'We can't keep losing games' he said.  'It gets to be
embarrassing after a while.'
 
SCORESHEET: 2006 Chainsaw Proctologists at 2006 Santa Fe Trailer Bitches
J.Carrol-A1  A1:G/63    B1:K       C1:Si>13   D1:SB>12   E1:K
                                              G/63       
                                                         
F.Catala-A1  A2:F/8     *4*:HR>b#  C2:W>12 b  D2:SB+E/2  E2:W>b1
                                   1          3>2# Do    
                                                         
P.Ozuna-A1   A3:F/8     B3:Si      C3:Si>3#   D3:F/7     E3:HR>2#
                                   23 12                 1# b#
                                                         
J.Giambi-A1  *2*:W>b1   B4:HR>1#   C4:G-DP/1  D4:G/43    E4:Si
                        b#         23>3o 23              
                                   12                    
A.Rios-A1    A5:Force/  B5:Si      C5:Do>3#   *7*:F/9    E5:F/9
             64>1o b1              2#                    
                                                         
P.Lo Duc-A1  A6:G-DP/6  B6:Si>13   C6:W>b1    D6:G/53    *9*:Si
             43>1o                                       
                                                         
C.Koskie-A1  *3*:F/9    B7:SF/9>3  C7:W>23 1  D7:F/8     E7:Si>13
                        #          2 b1                  
                                                         
J.Wilson-A1  A8:G/43    B8:G-DP/6  C8:Do>3#   *8*:K      E8:G-DP/6
                        43>1o      2# 1o                 43>3# 1o
                                                         
W.Tavera-A1  A9:Do      *5*:Si     *6*:Si     D9:E/4>b2  E9:K
                                                         
                                                         
 
I.Kinsle-A1  A1:Si      B1:P/6     C1:G-DP/1  D1:K       E1:F/8
                                   63>1o                 
                                                         
T.Helton-A1  A2:G-DP/4  B2:Do>13   C2:L/4     D2:G/63    E2:W>b1
             63>1o                                       
                                                         
B.Bonds-A1   A3:Si      B3:G/63>3  *5*:F/9    *8*:W>b1   E3:G/31
                        # 23                             
                                                         
C.Beltra-A1  A4:Si>12   B4:L/3     C4:G/63    D4:W>12 b
                                              1
                                              
J.Jones-A1   A5:Si>2#   *3*:L/4    C5:K       D5:Si>23
             13                               12
                                              
M.Thames-A1  A6:K       B6:K       *6*:K      D6:SF/7>3
                                              #
                                              
E.Chavez-A1  *2*:Si     B7:HR>b#   C7:G/43    D7:K
                                              
                                              
B.Hall-A1    A8:Tr>1#   B8:K       C8:L/6     D8:P/6
                                              
                                              
R.Hernan-A1  A9:Si>3#   *4*:W>b1   *7*:P/6    *9*:F/9